coluring:

sometimes i XD people to annoy them

(Source: tipslip, via communistbakery)


4 hours ago // 21,134 notes

telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

(via orgasm)


4 hours ago // 197,959 notes

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via fake-mermaid)


4 hours ago // 374,451 notes

im-the-story-teller:

mydrunkkitchen:

gyllenhaha:

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

AND I LOVE IT

I PEEL THEM ON PLANES

I misread this as peeing an orange

(via thelazykorean)


4 hours ago // 297,627 notes
dredrefab1b:

hersheywrites:

belindapendragon:

soul-i-n-c-i-t-e-s:

crazy-4-breezy:

I just laughed so hard…crying…

Meanwhile, Uncle Earl is sitting there with no fucks, flummoxes or flabbergasts to give.

^^^LMAO…

This Was Too Funny To Not Reblog..

"Alright, alright. I’ll go…. YEET!"

Remember when that’s so raven, hannah montana, and the suite life of zack and cody did a mashup episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you.

niggavevo:

clituorice:

tupacabra:

dentist: ok now open wide

me:

image

omfg


4 hours ago // 13,092 notes

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious, via orgasm)


4 hours ago // 196,017 notes