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troyesivan:

 

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I ALWAYS WANTED A REBLOG FROM TROYE

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS THE POST HE CHOSE TO REBLOG

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20 hours ago // 69,755 notes

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

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20 hours ago // 583,128 notes
wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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20 hours ago // 167,648 notes

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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20 hours ago // 342,661 notes

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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20 hours ago // 161,114 notes

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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20 hours ago // 94,814 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image

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2 days ago // 101,063 notes
aimce:

 
Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”[…]Etc, etc.Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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3 days ago // 379,393 notes